A catalogue of things I found in an old notebook (circa Spring 2007)

Screenprinting, puppetry, graphic designs, new religions, head-banging frustrations, convergences, connections, directions, forces, sexual positions, cover letters, resumes, delusions, interviews, questions, punk lyrics, broken verse, findings, abstracts, experiments (physical, sexual, spiritual), meteorological forecasts, discovered texts, ephemera (ACT/SAT, blood, urinalysis, CT scan, MRI, spinal taps, economics exams, etc.), logos, moral theses, philosophical musings, violin concertos, antique photographs, novellas, recipes, manifestos, clothing designs, dictatorial mutterings, mix-tape track lists, the names and nicknames of all the pets you've ever owned, heart-breaking autobiographies, self-portraits, dear-john letters, diary contents, apologies, admissions, dismissals, regrets, one-liners, conundrums, narrative cycles, stock markets, inadequacies, achievements, ideas for new cereals, architectural schematics, hiccups, financial statements, porno film treatments, dramedy scripts, cultural critiques, villanelles, gardening tips, notions, daydreams, abiding dislikes, triathlon training regimens, children's scribbles, battle cries, cubist renderings wrapped in tinfoil, plans for a Saturday night, sculptures, feelings, staged photography, dietary guidelines, absurdist dramas, facebook profiles, topo-maps, diagrams, homilies, business models, head-shots, stencils, country tunes, disappearances, vituperations, political diatribes, knock-knock jokes, double-blind studies, police sketches, text messages, justifications, receipts, hero mythologies, laundry detergents, the people you've never met but wish you had, urges, confessions, suggestions, countdowns, drunken declarations, obituaries, rulebooks, pamphlets, the scales (both major and minor), spreadsheets, implications, denials, crossword puzzles, facts, figures, bad directions, pork belly futures, peer-reviewed journals, phone calls, hymns, conspiracy theories, castigations, accusations, quotations, assumptions, forced confessions, refusals, stained-glass windows, proposals, commercials, coupons, enormous let-downs, sage advice, life lessons, still lifes, quarterly reports, prayers, op-eds, mission statements, jargon, random observations, headlines, yearnings, leftovers, lost loves, final words, excuses...